Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Pregnant Women...

I have come to the conclusion: As soon as you pee on that stick and there is a positive result, immediately maternity leave should kick in. No one tells you about all the crappy side effects of being pregnant; Loss of balance, memory and sleep. Everything itches. You feel crabby, tired and sick all the time. And it has only been two months. Everyone says that you will feel so much better during your second trimester and then the truth comes out. You are so uncomfortable because it feels like someone is pumping you up with air stretching all you ligaments and muscles. Then for the third trimester you are back to the loss of balance, memory and sleep, everything itches, feeling crabby and tired all the time. What kind of torture is this to then make a women work?

Being pregnant is a beautiful experience after all, right?